Image by PAT BRADLEY © 2001

In these times of highly developed paranoia, a pint of that refreshing Foaming Cleaver will astound you with its keen ability to smooth out those overextended eye brow muscles, almost snapped in half from extreme suspicion......and doctors say it even aids in the flattening of those unfashionable curled lips. We know how hard it is to look good with your head spinning back and forth in sudden anxious
expectancy; the wrinkles on your forehead becoming permanent scars. That is why we've been working day and night to come up with an elixir for the mind and soul in these troubled times. Something to make you feel good about the world as you sit back on your couch and watch your television display to you how evil is being driven out of your backyard "decisively and rapidly." Silence that little voice in the back of your head that whispers, "..........I know better................"

With six flavors to choose from, you'll have loads of fun inviting your neighbors over for a taste. Don't worry, even that guy who just moved in next door......you know, the one with the secret basement laboratory who's been taking the amateur pilot lessons? He too will fall prey to the euphoric currents of our beloved elixir. Try it at your next barbecue, or maybe even tonight at cocktail hour.

This concoction is the unique prototype to a larger body of work which will be coming out a bit later in the year. Cheers.